You know you’re a Minnesotan if…

My sister sent me this and i found myself chuckling.  Instead of forwarding, i’m just putting it up…

You know you’re a Minnesotan if..

• 75% of your graduating high school class went to the Univ. of Minnesota. (maybe another 10% to Madison)
• You know more than 1 person who has hit a deer.
• People from other states love to hear you say words with “o”s in them.
• You know what and where “Dinkytown” is.
• “Perkins” was a popular hangout option in high school.
• You have no problem saying or spelling “Minneapolis.”
• You get mad at people who think Fargo is in Minnesota
• Your school classes have been canceled because of snow or cold.
• You know what Mille Lacs is and how to spell it.
• You assume when you say “The Cities” people know where you are referring to.
• You know the 2 sports-related reasons why we hate Dallas.
• Nothing gets you madder than seeing a Green Bay sticker on a MN car.
• You know what “uff-da” means and how to use it properly.
• You can pinpoint exactly where each scene in “Untamed Heart” was filmed.
• You can spot the three-second cameo appearance by “The Artist formerly Known as Prince” in “Fargo.”
• You’re a loyal Target shopper.
• The only reason you go to Wisconsin is to get fireworks or to fish.
• You wear shorts when it’s 50 degrees outside in March, but bundle up and complain in August when it goes below 60.
• You remember WLOL.
• It feels like the Mississippi is everywhere you go.
• When you talk about “opener” you are not talking about cans.
• You have gone Trick-or-Treating in 3 feet of snow.
• You know that when it comes to AM, there is only WCCO, besides, what else do you need?
• You carry jumper cables in your car.
• You drink “POP,” not “SODA”
• There was a time when you were SO proud that Soul Asylum is from MN
• In a conversation you heard someone say “yah, sure, you betcha” and you didn’t laugh.
• Everyone you know has a cabin.
• You know that Lake Wobegon isn’t real and you know who made it up, where they live, and exactly what to do about it.
• You have friends who schedule their wedding in the middle of January without a thought about weather conditions.
• You may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Lutefisk.
• You have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
• Your town has an equal number of bars and churches.
• You know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, and Shakopee.
• You never had to rewind any part of “Fargo” because you missed some of the dialogue.
• You always believed that vacation meant “going up north.”
• The temperature in March is above freezing for three days in a row, and you think it’s summer.
• You laugh out loud every time you see a news report about a blizzard shutting down the entire east coast.
• You’ve been to an ice hockey game.
• You’ve been snowmobiling.
• You know how the wind chill factor works.
• You keep an ice scraper in your back seat.
• You call the childhood game “Duck, duck, gray duck.”
• You’ve ever built a snowman.
• You “go to the cabin” on the weekends during the summer.
• You’re still mad at the LA Lakers for not changing their name.
• You or your family owns a snow blower.
• You, your dad, or a close friend has a snow plow on the front of their pick up truck.
• You still hear/tell stories about the “Halloween Snow Storm” of 91.